1. Crime of the year- MPs refusal to pay taxes. It
 doesn't get more sickening than this when other Kenyans
are starving to death due to high cost of living. What an
axis of evil this bunch is!
 
 2. U-turn of the year- Ruto for opposing the Waki report
as... "shoody', i"ll timed', blah blah,
them embracing it saying it should be fully implemented.
Aha, talk of Saul being converted on the way to Damascus!
What's the catch? We need to watch this space!

3. Scandal of the year- The man made maize shortage whereby
some top political dogs of war are making billions to a
point of changing our nation's staple diet of Ugali.
Don't expect any heads to roll.

4. Hypocrite of the year- Step forward Hon Ababu Namwamba
of the box haircut fame. Very vocal in calling for an
official oppostion, yet goes into hiding when asked about
paying all his taxes. Politicking 24hrs a day, when
Budalang'i people are drowning in floods right up to
their eye-balls.

5. Reformer of the Year- Hon Justice Phillip Waki for
handing out a lifeline to Kenyans to end Impunity. Watch how
this chance will be squandered!

6. Speech of the year- Hon Dr Khalwale on impeaching
 Kimunya. "To end impunity, Kimunya must go! To clean up
the treasury, Kimunya must go! To arrest rampant corruption,
Kimunya must go! Your wife can't give birth...
Kimunya must go....."

7. Minister of the year- Michuki asiye na chuki. For
steering finance and environment dockets with such great charisma,
dignity and pride.You can't please everyone but at your age Hon. Minister,
you are doing a wonderful job!

8.Worst minister--- You guessed it right--Chirau Ali Mwakwere.
Road carnage is back, Matatu madness is back with
many screening porn at night.
It's all hell on the roads compared to Michuki's
era yet this minister pockets a salary of Ksh 1,000,000 per
month-- for doing----- absolutely nothing! Nice job if you get it.

9. Villain of the year- Step forward Bwana Kivuitu. Still
getting huge pay despite the botched elections. How does
this man sleep at night?

10. Puzzle of the year. Who is on the Waki's secret
envelope? surely aren't they doomed despite the posturing?

11.Export of the year: Power sharing Kenyan style.
     It's being shipped to Zimbabwe, DR Congo..etc

12.Steal of the year: Moi's Range Rover worth Sh18M
despite having all the tracking devices according to the
police. You gotta salute those who pulled this off....

13. Man of the CENTURY! Our very own Barack Obama for
thinking and executing the unthinkable! You did us proud son..and
why not…YES WE CAN.

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